Little Johnny’s Unique Take on Jesus.

A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers told her students that she wanted each of them to have learned one fact about Jesus by the next Sunday. The following week she asked each child in turn what he or she had learned. Susie said, “He was born in a manger.” Bobby said, “He threw the money … Read more

A Lady Fixed Her Husband A Special Meal.

A lady fixed her husband a special meal for his birthday. After dinner she fixed him a pitcher of martinis then poured him a drink. Then she left to pick up his favorite dessert from the local bakery. When she returned from her errand she found her husband, drink in hand, prancing about the living … Read more

Beware of the Devil’s Donkey!

A donkey was tied to a tree. A demon came and released it. The donkey entered the field of a farmer’s and began to eat everything. The farmer’s wife saw the donkey and was afraid that he would destroy the farm, took the rifle and killed him. The donkey’s owner saw the dead donkey, got … Read more

An Old Man Is Selling Watermelons.

An old man is selling watermelons… His pricelist reads: 1 for $3, 3 for $10 A young man stops by and asks to buy one watermelon. “That’d be 3 dollars”, says the old man. The young man then buys another one, and another one, paying $3 for each. As the young man is walking away, … Read more