An Old Shepherd Lost His Favourite Bible.

A devout old shepherd lost his favorite Bible while he was out looking for a wayward lamb. Three weeks later, a sheep walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The shepherd couldn’t believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the sheep’s mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, “It’s … Read more

Johnny Was Waiting For His Mother.

Little Johnny was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store. As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked, “Son, can you tell me where the Post Office is?” Little Johnny replied, “Sure! Just go straight down this street a couple of blocks and turn to your right.” The … Read more

Two Elderly, Excited Southern Women Were Sitting.

Two elderly, excited Southern women were sitting together in the front pew of a church listening to a fiery preacher. When this preacher condemned the sin of stealing, These two ladies cried out at the tops of their lungs, “AMEN, BROTHER!” When the preacher condemned the sin of lust, they yelled again, “PREACH IT, REVEREND!” … Read more

An Old Lady Tells Preacher.

The preacher’s Sunday sermon was “Forgive Your Enemies.” He asked how many of the congregation have forgiven their enemies? About half held up their hands. He then repeated his question. Now about 80% held up their hands. He then repeated his question once more. All responded, except one elderly lady. “Mrs Johnson, are you not … Read more

This Man That His Dog Can Talk.

This guy walks into a bar with his golden retriever. “Hey, can I get a drink on the house if my dog talks for you?” “Dogs can’t talk, pal. But if you can prove to me yours does, I’ll give you a drink. If not, I get to kick you.” “Okay,” says the guy. He … Read more

Once Upon A Time Their Was Three Bears.

Once upon a time their was three bears. They decide to take a walk in the woods as their porridge cools. When they get back they are surprised. Daddy bear said “Who’s been eating my porridge” Mummy bear said “Who’s been eating my porridge” Baby bear said “Never mind about the porridge who’s nicked the … Read more